Our Menu
Locally sourced gourmet options for every palate
Mains
The Hotsy Totsy
$8.00
Classic Buffalo Chicken Dip smothered in melted sharp cheddar cheese on Texas Toast. Served with a side of our homemade ranch dressing.
The Dizzy Dame
$10.00
Layers of garden fresh sweet basil, heirloom tomatoes, and melted Mozzarella cheese on a Parmesan-crusted Sourdough. Topped with a Balsamic Glaze.
The Blind Pig
$10.00
Pork BBQ served between layers of melted Monterey jack cheese on Texas Toast. Served with a BBQ/Ranch dipping sauce.
The Sinker
$8.00
A glazed donut filled with ooey gooey cheddar cheese and bacon.
The Bees Knees
$8.00
Honey ham topped with apricot jam, and a rich Havarti cheese on honey wheat bread | Add Bacon $1.50
The Big Cheeze
$7.00
Simple and Cheesy! American, Cheddar and Monterey Jack melted on buttered sourdough. Served with our tangy tomato soup dip.
Thompson Hep Cat
$10.00
Filled with a ranch cream cheese, pickles, and thick cut bacon on Texas toast. Served with a ranch dipping sauce.
The Lounge Lizard
$8.00
A jalapeno popper-inspired grilled cheese sandwich filled with a spicy cream cheese spread, jalapenos, and pepper-jack cheese. Served with your choice of ranch or raspberry jam for dipping | Add bacon $2
The Newsie
$6.00
The Newsie is our kid's meal option. It comes with an American cheese grilled cheese, choice of Lays potato chips or applesauce, and a juice box.
Sides
Basil Lemon Pasta Salad
$2.00
Light and refreshing penne pasta topped with our in-house lemon vinaigrette, seasoning blend, basil, and fresh parmesan.
Deep River Kettle Chips
$2.00
No artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives, certified Gluten-Free; Non-GMO Ingredients; produced in a nut-free facility. Ask us what flavors are currently available
Tomato Soup
$2.00
Our smooth-as-silk tomato soup is made fresh daily with our secret seasoning. It pairs perfectly with any of our gourmet sandwiches.
Welcome to the Bert's SpeakCheezy Wedding Collection. We strive to bring a unique, high-quality food truck experience to weddings across Kentucky. Featuring our signature gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches and premium sides. Contact us today at bertsspeakcheezy@hotmail.com. A Non-Refundable $300 deposit is required to Save the Date. This amount will cover the cost of travel, set-up, and employees. It is not part of the final package cost.
Package One
Package One
$10.00/Per Guest
Basic Pricing List | 2 hours of coverage | Sandwich only | Choice of up to three sandwich options of the following:
Hotsy Tostsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard
Hotsy Tostsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard
Package Two
Package Two
$15.00/Per Guest
Popular Pricing List | 2 hours coverage | Sandwich and One side item selection | Choice of up to three sandwich options from the following list: Hotsy Totsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard | Choice of side: Lemon Basil Pasta Salad, Kettle Chips, or Tomato Soup
Package Three
Package Three
$25.00/Per Guest
Complete Pricing List | 3 hours of coverage | Sandwich, Variety of sides, and a drink | Choice of up to 4 sandwich options of the following: Hotsy Totsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard | All sides: Lemon Basil Pasta Salad, Kettle Chips, and Tomato Soup