Our Menu
Locally sourced gourmet options for every palate
Sandwiches

The Hotsy Totsy
$8.00
Classic Buffalo Chicken Dip smothered in melted sharp cheddar cheese on Texas Toast. Served with a side of our homemade ranch dressing.

The Dizzy Dame
$10.00
Layers of garden fresh sweet basil, heirloom tomatoes, and melted Mozzarella cheese on a Parmesan-crusted Sourdough. Topped with a Balsamic Glaze.

The Blind Pig
$10.00
Pork BBQ served between layers of melted Monterey jack cheese on Texas Toast. Served with a BBQ/Ranch dipping sauce.

The Sinker
$8.00
A glazed donut filled with ooey gooey cheddar cheese and bacon.
The Bees Knees
$8.00
Honey ham topped with apricot jam, and a rich Havarti cheese on honey wheat bread | Add Bacon $1.50

The Big Cheeze
$7.00
Simple and Cheesy! American, Cheddar and Monterey Jack melted on buttered sourdough. Served with our tangy tomato soup dip.
Thompson Hep Cat
$10.00
Filled with a ranch cream cheese, pickles, and thick cut bacon on Texas toast. Served with a ranch dipping sauce.
The Lounge Lizard
$8.00
A jalapeno popper-inspired grilled cheese sandwich filled with a spicy cream cheese spread, jalapenos, and pepper-jack cheese. Served with your choice of ranch or raspberry jam for dipping | Add bacon $2
The Newsie
$6.00
The Newsie is our kid's meal option. It comes with an American cheese grilled cheese, choice of Lays potato chips or applesauce, and a juice box.
The Bootlegger
$10.00
Beer Cheese with bacon bits, chicken, and cheddar cheese on texas toast
The Marie
$10.00
Pepperoni pizza grilled cheese with mozzarella and italian seasoning on texas toast. Grilled with garlic butter and served with pepperoni infused marinara.
Build Your Own
$12.00
Pick your bread, cheese, and filling. Get Creative!!
Sides
Basil Lemon Pasta Salad
$2.00
Light and refreshing penne pasta topped with our in-house lemon vinaigrette, seasoning blend, basil, and fresh parmesan.
Deep River Kettle Chips
$2.00
No artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives, certified Gluten-Free; Non-GMO Ingredients; produced in a nut-free facility. Ask us what flavors are currently available
Salads
It's the Berries
$10.00
Spring lettuce mixed with fresh seasonal berries dried cranberries, candied pecans, and feta cheese. Served with our housemade balsamic vinaigrette.
The Gatsby
$10.00
Iceburg lettuce mix with turkey, ham, bacon bits, hard boiled egg, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, and croutons. Served with your favorite choice of dressing.
Soups
Tomato Soup
$2.00/Cup
$4.00/Bowl
Creamy tomato soup. Perfect for dipping!
Loaded Potato Soup
$2.00/Cup
$4.00/Bowl
Thick and creamy potato soup with cheddar cheese, bacon bits, and chives.
Plant Based Vegetable Soup
$2.00/Cup
$4.00/Bowl
A hearty, vegan-friendly, gluten-free vegetable soup.
Add Ons
Bacon
$2.00
Jalapenos
$0.50
Extra Sauce
$0.50
Welcome to the Bert's SpeakCheezy Wedding Collection. We strive to bring a unique, high-quality food truck experience to weddings across Kentucky. Featuring our signature gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches and premium sides. Contact us today at bertsspeakcheezy@hotmail.com. A Non-Refundable $300 deposit is required to Save the Date. This amount will cover the cost of travel, set-up, and employees. It is not part of the final package cost.
Package One
Package One
$10.00/Per Guest
Basic Pricing List | 2 hours of coverage | Sandwich only | Choice of up to three sandwich options of the following:
Hotsy Tostsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard
Hotsy Tostsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard
Package Two
Package Two
$15.00/Per Guest
Popular Pricing List | 2 hours coverage | Sandwich and One side item selection | Choice of up to three sandwich options from the following list: Hotsy Totsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard | Choice of side: Lemon Basil Pasta Salad, Kettle Chips, or Tomato Soup
Package Three
Package Three
$25.00/Per Guest
Complete Pricing List | 3 hours of coverage | Sandwich, Variety of sides, and a drink | Choice of up to 4 sandwich options of the following: Hotsy Totsy, Blind Pig, Big Cheeze, Bees Knees, and the Lounge Lizard | All sides: Lemon Basil Pasta Salad, Kettle Chips, and Tomato Soup